10 Dissertations I Wished I Had Written
1. What the [Expletive] Are We Fighting For? : The Topos of Civil War in Motörhead's Early and Middle Period
2. I Just Wanna Be Loved By You : The Image of Germans as Presented in the Works of the Scorpions
3. Meine Manuskripte Muten Mir Seltsam An : The Effect of Substance Withdrawal on the Phenomenological Reduction
4. Geben Sie Mir Kaffee und ich Mache Phänomenologie Daraus : The Effect of Substance Abuse on the Development of the Phenomenological Reduction
5. Reduce to the Max : Transcendental Phenomenology in Contemporary Advertisement
6. Virgin Killers : The Meaning of Uli Roth's Departure for the Scorpions' Further Development and a Novel Assessment of His Solo Career
7. Born on the Other Side : The Significance Rob Halford's Coming Out for the Main Stream's Reception of Judas Priest and Heavy Metal At Large
8. The Effect of AC/DC's Angus Young on the American Beef Industry
9. Under the Bridge : the Philosophy Job Scene in the United Statesand Beyond
10. Existential Themes in Hard-Rock Ballads of the Eighties