This scrumptious soup, comprised of chicken broth, 100% white meat (chicken, that is--not pork, the other white meat) and a blend of wild rice, is safety tested and inspected for wholesomeness by the US Department of Agriculture.  It is, therefore, perfectly acceptable to eat at any time.  For those of you who choose to buy this delectable product because the salt and fat content in Campbell’s is bound to clog your arteries in anywhere from two to four weeks, you will be happy to note that Healthy Choice products are 99% fat free.
 

Warning:  despite its redeeming qualities, this meal is not a cure for heart disease.

Who could ask for anything more than cheese in a can for convenience and all-time snacking fun?  Available in a variety of flavors, from American to Sharp Cheddar, cheese lovers of every kind can take their cheese with them wherever they go!  Unlike its powdery, grainy, bright orange counterparts often found in such products as Combos and Ritz Bits, this processed cheese is actually made with REAL CHEESE!  No more cheese slicers or pesky cheese trays needed when you have a can of Easy Cheese around.  And unlike every other kind of cheese, the contents of this can are under so much pressure and contain just enough preservatives that they will never mold and there’s absolutely guaranteed No Need to Refrigerate.
 

This Halloween favorite of kids and adults alike is not just a waxy, sugary, corn-syrupy sweet treat but is also made with real honey!

Important Allergy Information: Brach’s Candy Corn is manufactured in a facility that processes peanuts, almonds, and Brazil Nuts.  If you have allergic reactions to nuts, be aware that you could break out into hives at any moment by eating this candy.  Furthermore, if you are allergic to dogs or cats, many of our employees own them and we cannot be certain that a cat hair or two did not fall into the sweet honey mixture during manufacturing.  Use extreme caution when eating.
 

Joy will get your dishes sparkling clean with less the detergent!  Only one spoonful cleans a sinkful!  However, unless you want to wash your linoleum floor in your kitchen as well a couple of times through, please note (especially college boys) that this product is not for use in automatic dishwashers.

Joy is a gentle cleanser and will leave your hands feeling soft and smooth, not dry and soapy.  And if you should happen to swallow some, simply drink a glass of water to dilute.  No need to call the poison control center or see a doctor, Joy will run right through you (literally) causing little to no internal gastric distress.