One Bubbler, Two Bubbler
By Erica Polzin and Jenny Vosters
 
 

From there to here,
From here to there
Funny things
Are everywhere.

One bubbler,
Two bubbler,
 

Maroon bubbler,
Blue bubbler,
 
 
 
 

Tall bubbler,
 

Short bubbler,
 

Gold bubbler,
 

Twin bubbler. 
 
 

This one has silver and green,

 
 

This one is free standing!

 

Say!  What a lot of bubblers there are!

Yes, some are tall and some are twin
And some are short and some are green.
Some are for adults or  children,

BUT THEY DEFINITELY ARENíT A WATER FOUNTAIN!
 

Why are they called a bubbler you ask?
I do not know,
Iíll give you a task.

Go to Britannica to learn, if you want, itís not hard,
A bubblerís  ìa drinking fountain from whichÖwater bubbles upward.î

Itís not a fish of the Ohio River
Or a person who cheats, as Websterís claim,
In Wisconsin bubblers are what we drink from,
And Kohler Company is where it got its name.

From there to here,
From here to there,
Funny things,
Are everywhere.

Itís not a scientific apparatus
That gives atmospheric pressure relief,

Itís not a Deep Water Culture unit
For growing plants with many a leaf!
 
 
 

Itís not a Yellowtone Park attraction,
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Or an online video puzzle,

Itís just a bubbler with refreshing water,
That every Wisconsinite likes to guzzle.
 

Itís not a mini jukebox that belts out tunes,
That Wurlitzer calls the ìSoda Fountain of Youth.î

Itís not that Wisconsin Online Magazine
 
 

TO CALL ANYTHING ELSE A BUBBLER IS SO UNCOUTH!